”Te Calmas O Te Calmo”
-Said every Mexican mom ever
🇲🇽Meet AloneTraveler!🇲🇽
![AT Mexican Mom AU-[CB]”Te Calmas O Te Calmo”
[CI]-Said every Mexican mom ever
[CB]🇲🇽Meet AloneTraveler!🇲🇽
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He’s your typical everyday Mexican mom!
He likes:
-beating selozar with his chancla
-cooking
-saving plastic bags
-cleaning
-fabuloso
-VapoRub
-using the oven as storage space
-going to church on Sunday’s
-never itting he’s wrong
He doesn’t like:
-people saying ”que” instead of ”mande”
-people saying that their not hungry (he hates wasting food)
-people not doing their chores
-BURNING THE FRIJOLES
-finding an empty milk carton in the fridge
-people leaving all the lights on
-forgetting to take the meat out of the freezer
-trying to get sympathy for something that was clearly your fault. Like falling?
Comments (32)
bruh its so true
CAN THIS PLEASE BE A CULT LMAO I LOVE THIS.
Cult is such a strong word, how about... religion?
Reply to: Lavenderrays
ok
Q u e ?
Reply to: ahegaod
¡Porque sí!
Reply to: ahegaod
I’d appreciate it if you don't like spam me-
Reply to: Lavenderrays
Omg sorry xd
So true
I'm mexican and all the stuff you wrote is :100: true