Twilight’s Top Ten Funny Quotes

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Twilight’s Funny Comments

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I check in on screenrant every so often to look for articles regarding the Twilight Saga, and I found this one to be quite good, I hope you will too. I don’t think all of these 10 quotes are funny but you might feel differently for yourself.

Screenrant’s Funny Twilight Quotes

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Twilight Saga Funny Quote Number 10

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”Bella: My Hands Are Freezing. Must Be Nice Never Getting Cold. / Jacob: It's A Wolf Thing. / Bella: No, It's A Jacob Thing, You Could Be Like Your Own Sun." (The Twilight Saga: New Moon, 2009)

A little bit outrageous but I don’t think it’s necessarily funny. We know Jacob’s body temperature is quite a bit higher than your average person but even hotter when you consider how cold a vampire is.

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Twilight Saga Funny Quote Number 9

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"Edward: I'm Designed To Kill. / Bella: I Don't Care. / Edward: I've Killed People Before. / Bella: It Doesn't Matter." (Twilight, 2008)

I definitely think Stephenie Meyer could have written this better in the book, although Edward doesn’t actually use the “designed to kill” either. Instead he said he was a predator. It is funny that Bella said she didn’t care how dangerous the situation could be, because she seemed to always be in danger.

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Twilight Saga Funny Quote Number 8

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"Edward: [Frantically Trying To Revive Bella] Come Back To Me, Please, Baby." (The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1, 2011)

Of course I already knew that Bella survived the birth because I read the Breaking Dawn book before the movie was released, so this scene is dramatic and you tend to feel sorry for Edward. However, Edward is a vampire with extremely good hearing and Bella’s heart was still beating even if it was faint, so why didn’t hear it?.

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Twilight Saga Funny Quote Number 7

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"Bella: Are You Going To Tell Me How You Stopped The Van? / Edward: Yeah. Um... I Had An Adrenaline Rush. It's Very Common. You Can Google It." (Twilight, 2008)

Google it! I don’t think Google was very popular when Stephenie Meyer wrote Twilight but it was in 2008 when the movie was released. Of course the entire scene wasn’t in the book. I think Bella knew that Edward didn’t have an adrenaline rush, only vampires can move that quickly. Still it makes for a cute scene in the movie.

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Twilight Saga Funny Quote Number 6

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"Charlie: [Seeing Edward & Jake Close To Physically Fighting Each Other] Hey, Hey, Hey... Easy, Guys, Easy... Let's Take It Down A Notch, Alright? What's Going On? / Jacob: I Kissed Bella. And She Broke Her Hand. Punching My Face. It Was A Complete Misunderstanding." (The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, 2010)

Why didn’t Edward say anything to Charlie? Jacob’s quote is pretty funny, and so is the way he tells Charlie but I wish Edward said something.

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Twilight Saga Funny Quote Number 5

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"Edward: My Family, We're Different From Others Of Our Kind. We Only Drink Animal Blood, But It's Your Scent. It's Like A Drug To Me. It's Like You're My Own Personal Brand Of Heroin." (Twilight, 2008)

This quote explains a lot about Edward and the Cullens actually, but the Heroin comparison is a bit much, at least for me. He could have said that her scent was extremely strong and overpowering for Edward, a scent that smelled incredibly good to him.

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Twilight Saga Funny Quote Number 4

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"Jacob: [To Edward] Let's Face It, I Am Hotter Than You." (The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, 2010)

Jacob is definitely being obnoxious with Edward, but he is right, he is hotter than Edward by a long shot.

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Twilight Saga Funny Quote Number 3

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"[Edward Sparkling In The Sun] Edward: This Is What I Am. / Bella: It's Like Diamonds." (Twilight, 2008)

This quote is funny but also it gives the reader a good idea of what Bella see’s in the meadow. Edward does “sparkle” but I like the comparison of what diamonds would look like in the sun.

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Twilight Saga Funny Quote Number 2

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"Jacob: Because It Was Her. From The Beginning, It Was Nessie Who Wanted Me There. / Bella: [Shouts Furiously] Nessie? You Nicknamed My Daughter After The Loch Ness Monster?" (The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1, 2012)

This quote is cute but a wee bit outrageous. I like the scene in Breaking Dawn Part 2, it makes me laugh a little but I loved it when Bella takes Jacob by the neck to go outside and then kicked Jacob’s butt. The nickname ”Nessie” is kind of silly and leave it to Jacob to come up with.

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Twilight Saga Funny Quote Number 1

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"Bella: I Know What You Are. / Edward: Say It... Out Loud. Say It." (Twilight, 2008)

In the book Twilight this conversation takes place in the restaurant, in the car on the way home with Edward in his car and then in the meadow on a sunny Saturday. I never really liked the way these scenes were written in the screenplay, but this is one of those things in the book that I wish they stuck with.

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They Missed This One

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I think that screenrant missed this movie quote, one I find quite funny, “Doesn’t he own a shirt”. [CI]Personally I have always found this quote funny even though as a Team Edward fan I find Jacob to be quite annoying a lot of the time.

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That’s A Wrap

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